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Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Dan Passarelli, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Caveman comic:

Who's the third wheel now? Hmmmmm?

Related Topics: Caption Contest, Comics Challenge, and pigs fly cartoon
What's your punchline? Tell us in the comments.

TOUGH ON THE INSIDE

7:12 am on Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Nice try John! I know I said my mom would move out when pigs fly, but despite your creative efforts, she's staying!

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Carol

7:12 am on Wednesday, August 15, 2012

The wife said,"Will you paint the outside of the house honey?" and the husband said "When pigs fly" and the wife said " I guess your painting the house today"

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Sharie

7:26 am on Wednesday, August 15, 2012

"Hey, Honey, breaking news...the Cubs won the World Series!"

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omar

7:38 am on Wednesday, August 15, 2012

"That new management team at Wrigley will try ANYTHING...."

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james perry

8:19 am on Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Honey..lets get our shots today.. the "swine flew" is starting early this year.

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MM

9:11 am on Friday, August 17, 2012

I like James Perry's caption.

Rob Piorkowski

8:32 am on Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Wow! Looks like our taxes will be lower this year..

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Frank

8:42 am on Wednesday, August 15, 2012

See I told you the politians will try anything to raise taxes

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Billable Hours

8:42 am on Wednesday, August 15, 2012

"Hey, Honey, breaking news...U.S. Cellular is sold out for the Sox game tonight!"

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Tired of the B.S.

1:13 pm on Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Did you mean the first in their division Sox?
I'll take them over a team that is 24.5 games back!!!

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Billable Hours

1:43 pm on Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Yes Tired I was referring to the first place Chicago White Sox. I too am enjoying a winning Chicago baseball team. I would just enjoy it more if it were the Cubs. My point was how the attendance at US Cellular is less than stellar. At least the first base coaches are safer that way. Sorry to have bothered you. I'll let you get back to being tired of the B.S.

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Tired of the B.S.

2:40 pm on Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Yes, I agree that the attendance is less than stellar, but at least I can go see them win.

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Billable Hours

2:57 pm on Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Yes and bring a girl who too is "tired of the B.S.". Just tell her you thought it would be romantic if you bought 3/4 of U.S. Cellular's capacity so you two could be alone. I know I'm a genius and you're welcome.

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Tired of the B.S.

5:09 pm on Wednesday, August 15, 2012

You are far from a genius as you are a Cubs fan. Too bad for you that all the hours wasted watching them fail are not billable.
As for taking my girl to a Sox game, absolutely I do. A nice clean modern stadium to watch a winning team as compared to an old crumbling, feet stick to the ground, no parking dump with a team that has more excuses on why they can't win than the beach has grains of sand.

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Billable Hours

5:37 pm on Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Feel better? Again, my comment was only pertaining to poor attendance, but then you went all Mr. Furly on me (not in a good way). If you can't close the deal with the girl friend don't take it out on me. Yes I'd have to agree that the constant coming and going of fans has taken its toll on old Wrigley. Hey look Cubs won7-2!!! Are you adopted and have red hair? No reason.....

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Tired of the B.S.

5:38 pm on Thursday, August 16, 2012

your comment started with a remark on poor attendance, then was followed by a jab at to drunken idiots at a Sox game attacking a first base coach.
I responded that I agreed with you and mentioned that at least I could see a winning team.
Now you say I went "all Mr. Furly on you" and ask if i'm a red-headed stepchild?
It's great that the cubs won, but so did the Sox 9 to 5 and still in first by two. How far back is your team? Don't forget to say I should get out of mommies basement or maybe call me a troll next.
As far as closing the deal with my girlfriend, My wife and I have two wonderful kids and in the 26 years we've been married, we have managed to close quite a few deals.

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Chronicles of Bob

6:53 pm on Thursday, August 16, 2012

Wow, tbs is more sensitive than larry dallas...

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Billable Hours

7:22 pm on Thursday, August 16, 2012

Well that concludes today's segment on Tired of the B.S. I'd like to thank Patch, the editor and chief Mr. Swedberg and our sponser Vasectomy Clinics of Chicago. Thanks to all who tuned in and I think I speak for all of us when I say we now know more about Tired of the B.S. than any of us cared to know. I hope you join us for tomorrow's segment, Tired of people who leave their turning indicator on. Sounding off is Billable Mad Dog Hours and Goodnight Palos.

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Tired of the B.S.

8:14 pm on Thursday, August 16, 2012

Like many, you can dish it out but can't take it.
What started as a joke turned into you trying to be insulting and funny and failing in both attempts.
Don't quit your day job.

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Chronicles of Bob

8:32 pm on Thursday, August 16, 2012

Now what if his day job is being funny and insulting? That would be confusing...

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Billable Hours

8:47 pm on Thursday, August 16, 2012

I don't think we should see each other anymore. We've obviously grown apart. Just so you know it's you not me. I know you'll tell everyone you broke up with me, but anyone who knows you will know that is a lie.

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Tired of the B.S.

9:16 pm on Thursday, August 16, 2012

If his job is to be funny and insulting, my advice would be do quit the day job.

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Chronicles of Bob

9:35 pm on Thursday, August 16, 2012

Ok, im gonna apply for the job... how's this?
a girl tells her mom that she wants to marry a whitesox fan. The mother tells her ok, but i heard about those guys. Promise me that when you are intimate with him you never let him flip you over...
ok, i promise mom.
5 years later her husband asked her one night if she wanted to flip over?
NO! she says. I promised my mom i never would.
So then how are we ever gonna have kids?

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Tired of the B.S.

9:58 pm on Thursday, August 16, 2012

Wow, now I know why you like Billable Hours type of humor.
He tell jokes about bestiality and yours include sodomy.
That is not humor, that is disgusting.
You two deserve each other.

I now choose to end my participation in this conversation with both of you.

Frank

8:53 am on Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Read my lips (unless pigs fly) that is no new taxes

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Robin Randall

9:38 am on Wednesday, August 15, 2012

"Wipe that smile off your face, pork chop..."

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Mary Olson

9:39 am on Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Tough on the inside.....lol! You read my mind. Except I was going to say...
"well I guess your mom is moving in with us." :)

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TOUGH ON THE INSIDE

11:23 am on Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Mary,
The mom themed comment and Cubs winning the World series were the first things that jumped into my head when I saw the comic. As a lifelong Cubs fan though I just couldn't do the latter:-)

Tom Brescia

10:15 am on Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Pigs are flying. Did the Cubs win the World Series?

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tmarc75

1:48 pm on Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Nice try, you're still not getting laid.

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Billable Hours

2:08 pm on Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Oh yeah, well I already did! All I had to do was bribe the pigs with balloons!

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Chronicles of Bob

11:38 am on Thursday, August 16, 2012

I just can't believe that they all said yes... You must be something esle... Stud...

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Billable Hours

4:48 pm on Thursday, August 16, 2012

Actually no words were ever exchanged because pigs don't talk, but 80% of communication is nonverbal!

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Chronicles of Bob

5:20 pm on Thursday, August 16, 2012

Would that be 80% with your pants on or off?

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Billable Hours

7:59 pm on Thursday, August 16, 2012

It depends on the situation 100% of the time!

MrSmackAttack

3:30 pm on Wednesday, August 15, 2012

"...And it wasn't even my birthday"

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CCW

3:56 pm on Wednesday, August 15, 2012

It looks like the Mexican Airforce is in town for the Air and Water Show!

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Billable Hours

4:58 pm on Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Looks like Israel is going to bomb Iran.

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Hernendo RevolveR

5:20 pm on Wednesday, August 15, 2012

The Democrats are finally admitting that THEY are the ones that gutted over $700 BILLION from medicare and they are the ones screwing the seniors!

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Pam Bednarz

7:38 pm on Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Those cotton wood trees are blowing their seeds again only this time they have color and are larger..did anyone see my glasses!!!!!

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MyFlossmoorHome

9:36 pm on Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Ok.. well I guess I'll do it now.

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MyFlossmoorHome

9:38 pm on Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Really?!... You had to prove you're point!

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BOB

9:45 pm on Wednesday, August 15, 2012

WWEEEEE THESE ARE SURE MUCH MORE FUN THAN THOSE PINWHEELS .....GET GEICO IT PAYS WEEEE

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Mary Olson

11:30 pm on Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Tough on Inside...Touche! BOTH were my first choices as well. Go Cubbies!

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lvent

11:32 pm on Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Look....its the banksters and all of their criminal friends.....!

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lvent

11:38 pm on Wednesday, August 15, 2012

.......its Geithner...Bernanke...Paulson.....Jamie Dimon.......Brian Moynihan......where's CONgress...?

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lvent

10:49 pm on Thursday, August 16, 2012

...anybody got a b.b. gun....? Those bankster crooks owe US Gazillions and they are not sneaking away without paying US back. Then they can all take a row boat to China.

QC

11:23 am on Thursday, August 16, 2012

I thought I'd seen everything, but it Looks like the colors for the opposition are red and yellow, Mr Mayor.

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sleepygiant

2:37 pm on Thursday, August 16, 2012

I am still not going to clean the garage. They're floating not flying.

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What???

9:01 pm on Thursday, August 16, 2012

Well, Tom and Sandy are as brazen as ever, just grinning ear to ear, but the other three are trying to pretend there not out there.

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4th wright

8:11 am on Sunday, August 19, 2012

How deep can the NASA budget cuts go?

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eric nelson

5:59 pm on Friday, August 24, 2012

Do pigs really fly or is that gas!

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eric nelson

6:07 pm on Friday, August 24, 2012

Have you tasted the coffee yet cause I see pigs tied to ballons

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eric nelson

6:41 pm on Friday, August 24, 2012

Hey Honey is that smell your coffee or the pig's outside

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