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Man Flaunts His Penis at Speedway

A Hickory Hills woman called police last month after she yelled at a man for walking around a local gas station with his penis exposed, according to reports. He got into white utility van and drove away.

A 56-year-old woman called the cops last month after she reportedly yelled at a man for walking around with his penis exposed.

The man was around 40 years old, 5 feet 9 inches tall and about 180 pounds, the woman said, according to a report dated May 19. He had gray hair and was wearing tan shorts with a black and white striped shirt.

The woman said that around 4:20 p.m. at Speedway gas station near 183rd Street and Harlem Avenue, she "observed his penis to be hanging out of his pants," according to the report.

"(The victim) exited her vehicle and approached him as he was entering a white utility van parked on the west side of the building," the report said. "(She) yelled at him about his penis being exposed. The male white pushed his penis in his pants and entered the van."

The man then drove south on Harlem after leaving the gas station. Police weren't able to locate him and no arrests had been made as of May 31.

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The Guru June 04, 2012 at 03:23 PM
So many penis jokes, so little time.
John June 04, 2012 at 03:44 PM
"Hey. How's it hangin'?" "Out."
Russ June 04, 2012 at 04:09 PM
well, this is going to be an interesting lineup to identify the member, I mean perp, I mean offender.
Russ June 04, 2012 at 04:13 PM
Although the woman exited the vehicle to ummm, get a closer look, (to identify the man of course) that probably wasn't a good idea.

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