Urine-Soaked Driver Tells Cops 'No Kidding' She Peed, Reports Say

Police recently pulled over a driver who allegedly insisted they were "going down" because her ex-husband used to be a cop. She was charged with driving under the influence, according to reports.

said when they pulled over a woman whose skirt was soaked in urine last week, she told them to "look her up" because her ex-husband used to be a cop.

Officers stopped Kerilyn Torres, 39, of , after they reportedly watched her drive on a median's rumble strip Aug. 31 on 183rd Street for about 1 block. She was also driving on the center line of both eastbound lanes of the street near its intersection with 76th Avenue, according to the police report.

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When they asked her for her identification, she told them her last name was Torres and said, "I used to be married to a cop and you are so f---ed, look it up stupid. This is my car," according to the report. The officer ran her license plate and asked if she was Kerilyn Torres, to which she replied, "Good job. You are f---ed," police said.

She told the officer she knew she was drunk but "I have one kidney and I really did it," according to the report. When she got out of the car, the officer noticed that she was barefoot and that her skirt and legs were wet, police said.

"I asked Kerilyn if she had urinated and she stated, 'No kidding,'" the officer wrote in the report.

She told police she could perform the field sobriety tests barefoot and did so but failed, they said. 

The officer placed Torres under arrest and said that while helping gather her belongings from the vehicle, he or she saw her moving around in the back of the squad car. She had moved the handcuffs from the back of her body to the front and the officer had to correct it, according to the report.

While en route to the police department, Torres told the officer, "You are going down. Do you know who I am?" the report said. Police said she later refused to get out of the vehicle and accused the officer of stealing her shoes.

Officers monitored Torres for the mandated 20 minutes prior to asking that she provide a breath sample, at which time she began peeing on the bench and floor, they said. Torres then refused to take the test. 

She was charged with improper lane use, driving with a suspended license, operating an uninsured motor vehicle and driving under the influence of alcohol. 

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So There September 06, 2012 at 12:58 PM
Wow, just wow. I'm embarrassed for her which apparently she is not.
VMPK September 06, 2012 at 01:44 PM
She was married to an officer they normally don't give their street address just incase someone wants to get back at them for arresting them and putting them away!
Carrie Frillman September 06, 2012 at 04:16 PM
Valerie, in this case, I'll side with you. I omitted the address. TP Mom, I've also deleted your comment because it IDs the address, which was listed in the report— That's where the information comes from and is sourced to. Thanks guys!
Bob Laird September 06, 2012 at 04:31 PM
maybe this is why she USED to be married to a cop.
Steve Johnson September 06, 2012 at 04:53 PM
This lady should be on next seasons Bachelorette I cannot believe she is single, the police should have taken her to use the bathroom and offered to clean her up its a little humiliating.
Dick Schmidt September 06, 2012 at 08:37 PM
Stunning! She looks stunning!
Titan Dad September 06, 2012 at 09:18 PM
this will go nicely with her 2008 shoplifting record.
TPResident September 06, 2012 at 09:31 PM
@Steve Johnson: I am sorry, I don't agree with you. She made the decision to drive drunk, and she got caught. It is not the responsibility of the police to clean her up, she is an adult. She made her bed, and she should lie in it. Pee or no pee.
Sheryl Kruis September 13, 2012 at 03:31 AM
what a pig , i say let her sit in it.
Arlene September 13, 2012 at 01:06 PM
Thank God they got her off the streets, before she killed someone. Good job to the PD! If she's a Mother, I feel bad for the kids.
sweet heart September 17, 2012 at 12:50 AM
this is funny I,must say that.
sweet heart September 17, 2012 at 12:53 AM
Yeah so do I! Why would you say that you were married to a police officer that bad rap if some one that he personally know"s, Got areested like she did no wonder the police man did not want to be marry to her she a drunk them. She pff the street stunning or not. thanks to tp for that.


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