The Smiths' Pre-Rapture Dance Party: Five Truly Awful Prom Themes

Tomorrow night is Tinley Park High School's 2011 senior prom, "A Red Carpet Affair."

Great theme for a prom. Very classy, fun and such. Makes kids feel like the rock stars they are. That is a very cool prom theme.

These five aren't.

TELEKINETIC SPACEKS UNDER THE STARS

It's a dated reference, so kids, be sure to say "Carrie prom scene" to your parents and watch them shudder just a little.

PRE-RAPTURE DANCE PARTY 2011

Prom is a night you'll remember for the rest of your life, which, according to Christian radio host Harold Camping, should be about a day.

Yes, according to Camping, the Rapture will be on Saturday. So depending on which time zone the End of Days starts in, it could come mid-dance for the Titans prom.

Granted, Camping also predicted the Apocalypse in 1994, but this time he double-checked the math, got out the slide ruler and, he says, totally nailed it on the make-up test.

On the plus side, at least you won't have to clean up after the dance.

"GIRLFRIEND IN A COMA"

Time was, the trend was to name proms after popular songs (for example, ), so what better sets the tone for a fun, happy night than this 1987 classic from The Smiths about a guy at the hospital asking about his ... wait for it ... GIRLFRIEND, WHO IS IN A COMA?

Great song, but I know, it's serious.

Check out this Morrissey classic and the rest of our bad prom theme songs in the videos above.

DONALD TRUMP PRESENTS: TPHS 2011 TRUMP PROM

Pro: Everything will be really opulent and covered in gold.

Con: They'll make you present your birth certificate before you get in, then not believe you when you do. Plus, about 10 minutes in, they'll decide they don't want to host a prom after all.

BUNCH OF TEENAGE BOYS IN TUXEDOS DO JAMES BOND IMPRESSIONS FOR TWO HOURS

It's been done.