Busted! Urinary Track Detection Catches 2 Men Soiling Metra Stations on Same Night
Patch uncovers some of the stranger Tinley Park Police reports. In this edition, two Southland residents prove you should always go before you leave home.
Busted! takes a look at the more unusual reports that the men and women of the Tinley Park Police Department respond to. Names have been withheld to protect the innocent, the guilty and the embarrassed. The old saying goes that great minds think alike. That sentiment also could apply to full bladders. In the wee hours of Feb. 17, two south suburban men separated by about a few miles and 40 minutes could no longer contain their bodily fluids and decided to relieve themselves at Metra station. And they would have gotten away with it, too, if not for security cameras and a village employee monitoring those aforementioned cameras. FIRST INCIDENT At around 12:20 a.m., a 23-year-old Tinley Park man was caught on camera urinating in the tunnel …
In this Article:
Tired Of it all
9:04 pm on Thursday, March 14, 2013
Let me get this straight: A fine train station - and it is - honored by The American Institute of Architects. Cost: over 5 million dollars for the station & improvements. No public restroom facilties "after hours" (after the restaraunt is closed). Sounds reasonable. more ›